Vernona E. Monteith: January, 2008

January 24

10. The possiblity of rats looking appetizing

9. No wish to sound remotely like David Spade.

8. Furballs, croaking, webbed feet, four stomachs or other animal-type oddities? No thanx!

7. Inability to use soup spoons--or indoor plumbing. (Don't ask how the two are related.)

6. Remember Maleficent from Sleeping Beauty? Did you see what they did to her?

5. The "Boot-Scootin'-Booty-Shuffle." (That act of wiping hindquarters on the carpet.)

4. Demon Pig! (Mark 5:9-13)

3. Bathing. (Those of you with cats know exactly what I meant!)

2. Unable to undo the Animagus effect due to sub-human intelligence.

1. Bob Barker.